Hi guys. I am sitting in my throne now, with an apple macbook in my lap, my rabbit nibbling my fragrant feet. I am on blogger, at the same time listening to the empress dowager/mummy nag at me cause i am dirty. King, dirty? yes. Today i spent the day in the open. Doing what i liked best. Frolicking in the grass. Smelling Dandelions, getting stung by bees.

So, today, i brought fluffy, my bunny out to the backyard of the castle. Mind you, Fluffy aint no bugs bunny. She hates carrots. She loves me. Yes, the one and only me *beams* Frankly, she eats only cabbages and some earthworms which the gardener catches and puts in a bucket to feed fluffy. Thats why, she has the worst breath of the whole royal family. You dont want to be near her if she burps.

As i was saying, i was frolicking in the grass, prancing around trees like some bollywood actor. Except, they are not as handsome as i am. * nose in the air*. Birds were singing and scratching their heads, wondering why this lunatic's rolling in the grass, chasing a white jumpy creature around. The gardener screamed at me " JOEL! stop it right now!" I was shocked. I took my sword out and chopped off her head. Now, fluffy's all red. She's stained the royal colour and Mom kinda likes it.


OK, i have to go now. One of the general's asking me if he can get a pay rise. I have to get my sword out just in case, i feel the urge to...you know, slice something.


Yours Cheekily,

King Joel.

(5:50 PM)