The king is pissed. The king is furious. The king is angry. The king is lets see....super angry? The king is super super angry. The king is super super super...you get the point. So, people have been slamming me about my height. I know I'm nowhere near natalie or yeung kai so stop reminding me. Its etched in my mind forever alright!?!??!? Who knows, one day i will be looking down on natalie without any ladder or whatnot. Needless to say, this applys to yeung kai too.

Thanks for saying my posts are funny. The king is pleased and he will get his subordinates to reward you handsomely for your most appreciated compliments.Ok, lets get down to business people. I know you must be thinking " When does Joel ever get down to business?"
Hey they are 2 errors you made.

1. Its not Joel. Its King Joel. Ok, everybody repeat after me. King Joel. King Joel. King Joel. Chant it in the bathroom, Chant it in the car, Chant it in your sleep. Let my name be implanted into your brains my fellow countrymen!

2. I am serious sometimes ok. I am not lying. Mommy says lying is bad. The King is righteous. He aint gonna do bad things. Promise ! *stretches out pinky* here, take it. I am gonna be serious now, so read carefully. Keep your eyes glued to the screen. Take in the Kings wise words. Get ready. In 3, 2, 1.........



- Firstly, I think that we should book the function room so that in case it rains ( King Joel has already spoken to the clouds and they say they will try to hold up even though they need to pee), we will at least have shelter where we can sit beside the warm fire, with a cuppa hot chocolate in our hands as we tell of tales of adventure. Fun isnt it? We can take photos and fool around.


-Secondly, I think that we should hurry up and plan. You guys gotta quickly tell me if you guys wanna function room so i can ask for some moolah to book the function room. If it is to late, even I, the king, cant do anything to seduce the management office's staff. Even though i think bribery would work.

Ok, i will end off here. By the way, it has been decided that the pizza i will be redeeming will be HAWAIIAN! Too bad for those who dont like it. Majority wins. By majority wins, i mean, the king makes up 60% so too bad ! :P

Yours Sincerely,

The one and only King Joel ( who is so uber dashing)

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